Chronicles of a Crackhead Lady: The Model, The Couple and Big Booty
- May 24, 2019
- 3 min read
NORTH LAS VEGAS, NV - Sitting in my kitchen I saw them enter the gate. Crackhead lady actually brought the woman that is interested in the room and she really is a beautiful. We introduced ourselves and I told her I wasn't really looking for a roommate because I use my other room as a photo studio. Regardless, this is how the conversation went after all the intros and after I showed her the rooms:
ME: I'm actually doing some re-arranging. That room (the room without the bathroom) is going to be my photo studio, this is going to be my room.
HER: Which room are you renting out? ME: I wasn't. Ashley just ran off and got you before I can tell her it was only a thought not an actual thing I wanted to do.
HER: I want the room with bathroom, I'll pay $550
ME: I haven't decided to rent the room yet. And to be honest, you don't want to live in this area, you will turn into a crack whore.
HER: Been around that s**t all my life, I'm a meth baby. Have no desire to do it, try it or whatever.
ME: You're really beautiful, and I may be out of line asking this? You haven't found a man to take care of you? HER: Men wants to own you. Like they own their car, their house, their pets. Do I look like a pet to you?
ME: A Playboy Pet, yes.
(They both laughed)
HER: I like your sense of humor. I can see why Ashley like you.
ASHLEY: He's not funny with me like that. He's always serious.
ME: How old are you? HER: 31
ME: No kids?
HER: None living. My Body, My Choice is a beautiful thing.
(I twist my mouth and already I can see, though beautiful I may not want her as a roommate)
ME: Well I have strict rules. No overnight guest, no drugs in the house, and half the electric bill. Cable is on me.
HER: I can do that, but like I said I want the room with the bathroom.
ME: What do you do for a living? HER: I'm a Host and Promoter for a night club. And I do adult home-care.
ME: (wiping my brow) I thought you was going to say you do adult films.
(they both laugh) Again, why don't you get your own place.
HER: Anyone that wants to live by themselves in this time, either have a lot of money, prideful or stupid. I got pride, but I'm also smart so F**k that s**t. And the only thing I do close to adult films is modeling.
HER: (Looking at my wall) You took these?
ME: Yeah.
HER: So you're a photographer, maybe we can collaborate.
ME: Yeah maybe.
HER: You texting someone on your phone?
ME: Yeah my daughter.
HER: It's sort of rude isn't it?
ME: I run everything through her.
HER: I want the room, can you please let me know what you decide by Tuesday?
Me: Sure.
Her and Ashley walk to the door
(To Ashley): Thank you and talk to you later.
ASHLEY: Ok, I'll come by tonight.
Just when they were leaving, Barbara, the woman with the big booty, that left her stuff at my place 2 weeks ago, walked up.
BARBARA: Sorry I took so long to come get it, but I appreciate your help.
ME: No problem.
Then the couple came by, the female asking if she can use the rest room. I spoke of this couple before. The female is the one that subliminally asked for a booty rub and a chest massage. She's the one that used to be Ashley roommate and told me, her version of Ashley history.
Her boyfriend looks very uncomfortable with big booty Barbara in the room. Strange I don't understand the discomfort because they all know each other. Barbara is not a bad looking woman. Though she uses meth, she looks pretty good.
BARBARA (to me): you got anything to eat?
ME: No.
BARBARA: Can I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
ME: Sure
Just then the female walked out the bathroom. Her and Barbara start talking. Barbara told her how her ex punched her in the face and she was knocked out for a second. The female asked her, why is she putting up with that crap and why haven't she left him. Barbara told her she have, thats why he socked her.
They went on and on, the crescendo getting higher and higher and louder that I had to tell them to quiet it down. They apologized and toned it down.
The couple left, Barbara behind them asking me can she come by later. I told her sure. Now all I got to do is decide if I should rent out my room or not.
Comments