Chronicles of a Crackhead Lady: Room For Rent

NORTH LAS VEGAS, NV - Crackhead Lady came knocking at my window. She asked if she can come in. I told her I’ll meet her at the front door. When I opened the door she said, I heard you may need a roommate. I told her Fake News. She said I have a friend that needs a room and is willing to pay $500. I told her Fake News crackhead lady, Fake News! She snapped back. I don’t use crack I use meth and I’m sober 2 days now. I told her congrats, but seriously I’m not looking for a roommate. She said, you will like her, please, she have a job and she does freelance modeling and she don’t do hard drugs she just smoke weed. You guys will get along great. I’ll bring her right over. And before I can reply she ran into the sunrise. I bet you anything she don’t return until the sunset...or none at all.

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