Chronicles of a Crackhead Lady: Patrice, That's My Real Name
- Jan 3, 2019
- 1 min read

NORTH LAS VEGAS, NV - Ain’t this about a blip. Ashley (formerly known as crackhead lady) came by early this morning asking for something to eat. I never deny someone food. I made her 2 egg sandwiches and she asked for one more afterwards. She said it was really good.
After the third one she ask me if I can be her boyfriend. I told her no because she was sick and I can’t deal with people that have drug problems. She asked if she get better can we have a relationship because it seems I really care about her. I told her don’t confuse being helped with someone liking you. I told her you need to get well.
She said ok, btw you can call me Patrice that’s my real name. I started laughing because that’s the first name she told me. She showed me her ID. For real for real, her real name is Patrice. She said she only tell people who she deal with in the streets her name is Ashley. Crazy turn of events. Just thought I would share that.































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