Chronicles of a Crackhead Lady: I’m Going to Beat Her Ass

NORTH LAS VEGAS, NV - Last night the guy that always try to sell me stuff came by with a few items. He’s an older gentleman. I was finishing cooking and I knew I would feel bad eating in front of him. So I shared my food with him. He was really grateful saying he needed that because he had not eaten all day. He asked me can he come back and take a shower because he lives in his van and needed one. I told him sure.

While he was gone Ashley came. She handed me a gun and told me she found it and I should use it for my safety. I told her to take it back where she found it and wipe all her prints off it. She asked if she can take a shower. I told her someone else was coming to take one and she would have to wait. She said she was tired and ask can she go sleep in my room. I told her not tonight. She sat on the floor and laid her head on my lap. I told her to get up and go take her shower but don’t be too long.

While she was in there the guy came back. He saw the gun on the floor and said I understand you having one of those but you don’t really need it around here. I told him it’s not mine it’s for a friend and that he would have to wait a little while cause Ashley was taking a shower. He asked me if Ashley was in there? I told him yeah. He said man when she gets out I’m going to beat her ass, she stole from me. I told him if you plan on doing that I’ll have to ask you to leave because I can’t let you do that. He said ok, I won’t kick her ass now, but I will later.

When I heard her getting out the bathroom I told her to go in my room because the guy in the living room wanted to beat her up. When she was in the bedroom I told the guy he can go take his shower. He went in and as soon as he turn the water on he started singing. Loudly, irritating me. I went and got Ashley and told her she can leave now and make sure she takes the gun with her. She asked for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I said girl, there’s a dude in my bathroom right now that want to kick your butt you better be glad you’re leaving here without a knuckle sandwich. She said ok but I’ll come back later. She never came back.

The dude was in the shower for almost an hour. I asked him if he was ok, he said yeah, I needed that. He asked me if Ashley was in my room. I told him no she left. He asked if I told her that he said, that he would kick her ass the next time he sees her. I told him yeah, but if he did that I no longer want him to come around my place. He shook his head and said, you’re a good guy, Ashley don’t know it but you just saved her from a major ass whopping. He thank me again and left. I finished watching the Warriors game then went to sleep.

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