Chronicles of a Crackhead Lady: Bowl of Chili and Speaking Creole

North Las Vegas, NV - My friend came over. She had a bowl of chili with her. She said the neighbor next door gave it to her. She asked me for a peanut butter sandwich. I told her don’t you want to finish the chili first? She did, then asked for the sandwich. While eating it she asked can we watch Ben Hur. I was like huh, the movie? She said, yeah, I like that movie. So I searched for it and put it on. While watching it, out the blue she said, you know you’re a beautiful motherf**ker? I was shocked and ask what? She said you one sexy b***h. I looked beside me. She said don’t look around you can of sexiness. I bust out laughing uncontrollably. I told her, "okay it’s time for you to leave. Go far yah." She said, "ok, ok, I’ll stop. I’ll stop." Then she started laughing And said, "thank you. Thank you for being kind. I haven’t had this much fun in a long time". This woman is nuts.

Later that day, she came back. We were just relaxing when all of a sudden she started talking creole to me. I said, "wait wait. You speaking creole." She said "no that’s not me, that’s Tish talking." So I ask, "is Tish Belizean? She replied, Patrice is American." This female...for real I can no longer talk creole around her. She will know what I'm saying and i talk about her a lot.