Chronicles of a Crackhead Lady: You Sound Belizean

NORTH LAS VEGAS, NV - Crackhead lady came by again. She asked can she take a shower. I told her no because my wife wouldn’t like that. She pleaded and I gave in. After she was done she ask me where I was from. I told her New Jersey. She said oh, that’s crazy you sound like you’re from Belize. Oh crap. Now I’m thinking how the hell crackhead lady know about Belize and how she knows what they sound like? Maybe she’s not as far gone as I thought.

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